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My wife just signed up for Snapchat - WTF?

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The title says it all, but I’ll say it again: My wife just signed up for Snapchat - what.the.fuck?

If you don’t know what it is, Snapchat is an app that allows you to send photos from your phone to someone and that photo will delete itself in 10 seconds or less (depending on what you set it for). This is a great way to send your lover a nude selfie if (like my wife) you’re a little shy and worried the image might be shared or fall into the wrong hands. The only problem is… my wife hasn’t told me she signed up to Snapchat, nor has she invited me into her Snapchat friends list.

I won’t bore you with the results of my google search, but there are plenty of websites claiming Snapchat is NOT just about sending NSFW photos… but they all say it in the same way that guys used to claim they bought Playboy for the articles. Sure, there may be other ways to use Snapchat but…

Interestingly, my wife falls directly into the demographic of Snapchat’s growing users (ie not teens) as quoted by Wikipedia:

The application’s main demographic is users between 13 and 23 years of age; with a growing 40-years-and-over user base … Snapchat is often used to send self-portraits, called “selfies,” and 30 percent of Snaps are sent to groups.

Oh yes, let me explain who invited her into Snapchat: some of those new rich friends I keep whining about. They’re an ‘exclusive’ bunch of privileged monied assholes and Snapchat is just perfect for sending messages you don’t want left on the internet. And I’ve absolutely no doubt some of the guys in the group are going to send her dick shots and claim later they were drunk and meant to send it someone else.

The other thing my google search revealed was that it’s actually really easy to save the photos you receive via Snapchat before they self destruct. You either take a screenshot or download another app that saves them for you before they delete. 

So, dear reader… can you enlighten me on your experience with Snapchat? Do you use it, and if so, how do you use it? I presume you’re not sharing recipes…

TMI Tuesday: April 15, 2014 ~ Vacation Holiday

In many areas around the world, vacation season is approaching. This week’s TMI Tuesday asks you to tell us about your vacation style. Thank you to Virtual Sin for the questions.

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1) What mode of transportation do you prefer for vacation: a) car, b) bus, c) train, d) cruise ship, e) airplane, f) other?

I generally fly somewhere distant and then hire a car, or get on a cruise ship.

2) What baggage strategy do you use when flying: a) carry-on only, b) gate check excess bags, c) check baggage, d) ship bags ahead, e) other?

I generally check baggage, unless it’s a short trip when I try to use carry on only.

3) What is your accommodation strategy: a) luxury hotel, b) bed and breakfast c) cheap hotel/motel, d) stay with family/friends, e) camping or RV, e) other?

I started with D now I’m A - but I’m quite easy going and can manage any letter listed.

4) What world-famous places have you visited on vacation? These can be commercial tourist attractions (Disney World), museums (The Louvre), historic places (Gettysburg), natural wonders (Yellowstone, Yosemite), or anything else?

Jay-sus! Where haven’t I been? I have 75 pins on my Tripadvisor map - at which point I stopped pinning because friends were making snide comments on Facebook. I’ve been all through Europe, Asia, Australia and the Pacific Islands … several times. I’ve ticked off all the big ones in all those places. 

5) Where do you really, really want to go someday?

South America! I don’t know why but I’ve never been down there. I keep planning to go to Brazil for mardi gras but I’ve never quite made it (yet).

6) What you would you like to go back to see again?

I once drove from Rome to Paris, taking 9 weeks to do it and stopping everywhere in between. I think I could do that again, it was fantastic!

Bonus: Have you ever had sex with someone you just met while on vacation? Tell us about it.  ~ No.

Bonus, Bonus: While vacationing, have you ever had sex in a moving car, bus, train, or airplane?  No - my wife is immune to my suggestions. I’m always trying, and she’s always refusing. I tried once to make love to her on a hotel balcony (at night, in the dark, 24 floors up) but she was convinced people in the hotel across the street (it was Vegas) would see us. But she’s not completely unadventurous - I did manage to snap a nude pic of her once on our private balcony while on a cruise ship (but only because we were completely surrounded by open water as far as the eye could see!!)

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Happy TMI Tuesday!

someone has a tan!

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I did this once

When I was younger my girlfriend took me to a field for a picnic. She had a hamper full of food and wine. After we’d finished eating we made out on the picnic blanket, and then she straddled me just like this picture. She wasn’t wearing any panties and I went to town on her pussy. It was glorious, and probably why to this day I’m mad for cunnilingus. The funny thing was… As she started to cum she started to go buck wild on my face, grinding down on me and trying to swallow my face with her cunt. Her thighs were clamped around my head and she was holding on with both hands, trying to pull me deeper. And then she came. She was already super wet, but no she was gushing. And gushing. And gushing. I drank it in until she finally collapsed beside me, releasing me from her grasp. At the time I wondered “wow, what was that?” I thought maybe she had peed herself (all that wine!) but I also knew it didn’t taste like that. She certainly didn’t act like she’d just peed on me, she wasn’t embarrassed. It was only years later that I learnt about ‘squirting’ and in hindsight I think that is what happened. Or maybe she had peed on me, and that sweet nectar was just wine distilled through her body! Bwahahaha!!

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